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Mark Moller

Is it true Baby formerly known as Cheeky has already filed suit in NY District court to block any future attempts to be sent to school in Spokane, Washington?

Congratulations Tony and family.

Mark and Julia Moller

Uncle Carl

Guys,

Although I love the name of the best looking NY Weber, I must admit that I have always had a strange penchant for the name. It finally hit me... I have heard this name before...

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named CHLOE with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." .... Dr Evil.

Oh well. I've always wanted to luge in a meat helmet with my niece....

Love and buggery,

Uncle Carl

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