Things I've Learned Revisited

I like to approach every day as an opportunity to learn something new.  Some days I learn a valuable new skill; other days I learn something about politics and government.  More often I gain an informative insight into myself and my own little world around me.  But what good is learning if you can't pass your knowledge along to others.  Today, I pass some nuggets of wisdom on to you.

Things I learned while visiting corporate HQ last week:

• When I get to hell, I expect Satan to hand me the keys to a Chevy Malibu and say, "Your damnation, for the rest of eternity, is to drive here during a never-ending, tour-bus filled rush hour."
• Although I did not meet her squad of goons, Sarah is as cool as her blog.  And she knows where to get a tasty pint.
• Interested in seeing the socio-economic stratification of American society?  Go to Union Station and observe the business-people at the subdued restaurants at street level.  Then, go downstairs to the food court....

Things I learned while hanging out with Cheeky this weekend

• Doors open.  Doors close.  Open.  Close.  Open.  Close.  Open.  Close.  Open.  Close.  Endless entertainment.  For one of us.
• Bath time = pitch capping
• It takes more than one box of Kleenex to stay ahead of the human body's capacity for nasal secretions.

Other things I've learned recently

• Screech needs your help
• I love the World Cup.
• I now know why Oodgie never lets me drive.
• Uh....actually, I think I'm actually dumber for having read this.

Now, don't you feel smarter?  Pay it forward, people....

Comments

[Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah]

I click on the link for "nasal secretions" like a sucker, and as usual I am grossed out.

Do you just have a folder full of pictures of snot? Or is there a special website for people like you?

[Arwen]

I just lost 5 IQ points from that link. Darn you!

[landismom]

Ah, the open/close game. What could be more fun?

Just think, in a year or two she'll graduate to 'I must open the door! I control all doors!'

So fun.

[MetroDad]

Hahaha...great work, Tony. As always, your links and your sick sense of humor crack me up. Thanks for the chuckles.

Glad you didn't kill Sarah. She's nice.

[Mrs. Chicky]

Damn you and that parking link. If you feel your ears burning at 2am its me, cursing you loudly while still trying to get that damn Peugot in it's parking spot.