Remember a month or two ago when Bill Gates tried to ruin my life? I thought I'd finally defeated the enemy, and for the last month we've had a functioning computer in our den that didn't exude the stench of brimstone.
Not so much.
A couple days ago, while it was turned off, it picked up the Solanum virus, and is now intent on eating my brain. I've exhausted all my technical skills, have stumped computer über-geek who sits next to me, and have begun praying to every major religious totem I can find. I'm now sure I'm being punished.
I think it's time to get a new computer. I should hurry up while they're still on sale!