I was tempted to write a post that said, "I have nothing to say today. That is all." But I decided to man-up and put a modicum of effort into a post.
Just a modicum, though.
Like a lot of people I keep an eye on what search keywords bring people to my blog. By far the biggest search phrase "CroutonBoy is a gorgeous Greek god of a man," but some of the less common ones are equally interesting. Check these out:
We are joy, we are fun - we are Devo
I was going to wear a condom, but then I though when am ever going to make it back to Haiti - this one speaks for itself
Celebrity deathmatch Yoda - did you seem him take on Danny Bonaduce? He OWNED him
Desert island 12 boxes of pencils - I'd take food, water, and porn, but pack what you want
Craigslist halitosis - now there's an ad that should get a good response
The boys gone mad, he crazy in the coconut - was it carried by an African swallow?
Desparate for job fulfillment - join the club
What does blues clues Steve look like now - this
Top 100 riffs of all time - sorry, that's over here
Beer taster - are you taking applications?
Belly button safire - Oodgie, I want one of those for my birthday. I think you can get them here
About Steven Spielbergo personal life - Lo casan con la actriz Kate Capshaw, y tiene ocho niños.
William Shatner ain't no other guy - no he ain't...he's the MFing captain of the MFing Enterprise, BITCH
I'm going to kick his bush - I hope you're talking about the president
Nirvana landslide - Peal Jam avalanche!
Undigested stool looked like lasagna - and what did the digested stool look like?
Is it safe for a pregnant woman to go to the Browns-Steelers game? - I've heard of women going into labor during an exciting football game; you should be safe
Il Returno de Hercules video - SERIOUSLY, STOP LOOKING! I DON'T HAVE IT!
The Jeffersons and martini shaken not stirred - Dammit, Weezy, where's my dart-gun cuff-links?
Teasing a lumberjack - bad idea
Spa treatments involving spanking - "happy endings" for S&M vacationers?
Barn swallow poop sailboat - either you're crazy or that is one messed up arts & crafts project