...my body - I know I'm old as dirt, but must a hill-free bike ride and 15 minutes of tubing really make me feel like I'd gone eight rounds with Clubber Lang?
...to whomever is responsible for the corn crop at Harbes -- YUMMMMMMMMY
...to the people at Ft. Tryon Park Saturday night - It's a beautiful setting, with glorious views of the Palisades, and the weather was absolutely spectacular. I don't blame you for wanting to wander around the park. But do you think next time you see lines of well-dressed people in chairs in front of a chuppah, and hear the wedding march played by a small ensemble you might GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY?? There's a professional photographer trying to capture a once in a lifetime moment, but the ONLY bench you want to sit on is the one right behind the altar? And what the hell, random blue-shirt old-guy with a book? Was your view of the strangers getting married so obstructed that you had to grab an aisle seat near the front? Thank god we all have a sense of humor, 'cause a less-pacifistic crowd might have kicked the snot out of you...
...the bugs at the beach - stop biting my daughter's face!
...my iPod - Today? Today is the day you decide to die? Knowing that I was flying to Chicago tomorrow and would be trapped on an airplane for hours? We've been together so long...why would you do this to me? Or did you know this was coming, and you performed pre-emptive seppuku so I'd have the excuse I needed to upgrade?
...the Hess station off the Long Island Expressway - sorry about the tree and the phone booth. I don't know what the hell happened, but that accelerator sure felt like a brake. Actually, I think I saw a....red Toyota...yeah, that's it!...speeding away from the scene. And I think...er...um...Morgan Fairchild wad driving it! Yeah, that's the ticket...
I'm not sure what all happened to you, but it doesn't all sound good. Are you okay?
Posted by: WCG | September 04, 2007 at 12:02 PM
That tree had run its course.
Posted by: whit | September 04, 2007 at 12:42 PM
i, for one, am not at all fooled by the "my ipod decided to die" comment. this, on the eve of some BIG announcement by apple. it's too convenient, crouton. nice try.
Posted by: oodgie | September 04, 2007 at 02:14 PM
Dude, I'm not old as dirt, and yet I'm still sore as all hell from a weekend of swimming and hauling heavy bags through airports. Don't feel too bad
Posted by: Jonathon Morgan | September 04, 2007 at 07:21 PM
Your wife, she is smart.
Posted by: p-man | September 05, 2007 at 04:29 PM