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I didn't say that. Sparky did. And if you only knew how true that is...


You only got to see one of her boobs? I don't think that really counts then.

Dirt & Noise

Dude, I'll gladly show you the other boob. I'm pretty sure it's not going to be as impressive as they were back before I had two kids that practically sucked the life out of me (figuratively, course...my boys were nursed by Dr. Brown). You're probably better off sticking with the memory.

Andy Kim is the one of the songs I crank any time I hear it.

And damn you for remembering that quote!


I think 3 is a lie. I think you did see and touch.

Or return your title of excellenceness!


At least he didn't drip nacho cheese on her boob. (Or maybe he did...)


I was convinced #5 was the lie. I can't see you, or any manny man like you, with a wine cooler. Wine cooler...


@p-man: In all honesty, it is that fact which brings me the most shame. But in my defense it was the end of the night, and it was the only alcoholic beverage within 30 car-lengths. That's where my priorities were, and I'm happy to say it's been nothing but beer and methadone since then.


I seem to recall some bellinis, cosmos, and something pink with an umbrella in your past...

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