Cheeky: Look, that's my new fool!
Me: Right, it's your new school. Can you say "school?" SK-OOL?
Me: No, it's SK-OOL. School!
Cheeky: Right, daddy. Fool!
Me: Yeah. Fool. Whatever...
Some time later...
Me: What do you want to eat?
Cheeky: Um....I want some pfthert!
Me: Some what?
Cheeky: I want some pfthert, Daddy.
Me: Pfthert? What the hell is pfthert?
Oodgie: (translating) She means dessert.
Me: You want some dessert. Can you say, "dessert?" DA-ZERT?
Cheeky: Sure! Fazert!
Me: Um, let's try one more time. DA-ZERT. Say it with me.
Oodgie: Cheeky, why don't you tell daddy what you told me you were good at today.
Cheeky: (smiling) METACOGNITION!