But it is hard to argue that there is anything more awesome than bacon.
I enjoy a tasty slab of bacon for breakfast. Sometimes, I like my bacon with a side of cheeseburger. When I'm feeling healthy, I'll have bacon in my salad. And I'm always six degrees away from it.
I like the sound of it popping and cracking on the griddle. I've walked into street signs because I was distracted by its scent. I've learned to embrace its greasy goodness, because to deny it is to deny life at it's most delicious.
But what I've most wanted...most desired...is the ability to taste bacon any time of day. No need to unwrap oily paper towels in the movie theater, or to fill your pockets with bacon bits at the salad bar. Something I could just pop in my mouth to give me that salty savory flavor that I crave.
My prayers have been answered...
Seriously, kids, if you want to get lucky tonight, pop one of these in your mouth before your date. Deeeeeelicous.