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always home and uncool

One thing I learned in Texas is that its three main metropolitan cities are also meccas for plastic surgery.


yes! it't the plastic surgery...i knew it! it's like second only to brazil. their six packs are actually airbrushed on!!! i was really starting to think there was something wrong with me and the crouton. now i can rest easy and eat more nachos.


professional athletes and madonna aren't the only ones taking HGH and other hormone injections (e.g. testosterone).

just ask your doctor for a taste...

Keith WIlcox

I was one of those people once upon a time when I lived in Texas! :-) Many superb athletes from central and north texas. I moved after high school to Oklahoma and expected the same thing. Turns out I had a LOT of competition. I found that people in Oklahoma and texas seem to embody extremes. Both the fittest and fattest. It's really weird. Of course Texas is so big that you bound to find extremes. Perhaps it all fits in the cosmic order of things after all.


Don't worry, there's plenty of more um, normally shaped and even out of shape people here too.

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