All 7 and We'll Watch Them Fall

I was watching this meme work it's way through the daddy blogs late last week, getting a kick out of some of the answers (BIYF is too freakin' funny) and immediately ruminating over what mine would be were I to be one of the chosen ones.  Thanks to Mr. Big Dubya (who is both a gentleman and a scholar) I've been tagged, and like him I like these types of exercises.  I did have to look up the definition of the word "meme" from the Office of Nerd Relations (it's a "a unit of cultural transmission, or a unit of imitation", like a virus you don't mind getting) and, satisfied, it's now time to get on with the countdown:

7 Things I Want to Do Before I Die

1. Dive the Great Barrier Reef
2. Travel back and forth between my home in Cap Ferrat and my villa on Capri in my huge sailboat.
3. Fit comfortably into size 32 jeans again
4. Defeat Dr. Nefarious in the final battle of Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
5. Watch my Seahawks win a Super Bowl
6. Get the hell out of the financial services industry
7. Hear my daughter thank me at her graduation, her Academy Award acceptance speech, and her inauguration (no pressure, sweety)

7 Things I Cannot Do

1. Pay full price for music
2. Jump out of an airplane (I'm a coward)
3. Cliff-dive (see above)
4. Turn down a good plate of nachos
5. Remember peoples names after I meet them
6. Play basketball without tackling
7. Go for that (no can do)

7 Things that Attract Me to the Opposite Sex

1. Boobs
2. Being genuine
3. Sarcastic sense of humor
4. Boobs
5. Challenging intellectual dialog
6. Comfort in your own skin
7. Boobs

7 Things I Say Most Often (or too much)

1. Son of a BITCH!
2. Are you kidding me?
3. I'm out
4. Done!
5. Sorry...I should light a match
6. It's gonna be fine
7. Dude

7 Celebrity Crushes

1. The woman from Il Postino
2. Halle Berry
3. Uma Thurman
4. Catherine Bell
5. Christa Miller
6. Keira Knightly
7. Catherine Zeta-Jones

7 People I Want to Do This

1. Cliff Claven
2. Trey Parker & Matt Stone
3. Franklin from "Arrested Development"
4. Tom Waits
5. Kevin Garnett
6. William Shatner
7. David Lee Roth

Dude, I'm out.  Done!  It's gonna be fine.

Sorry...I should light a match.