Now that I've had a pot and a half of coffee, I'd like to make a couple of corrections to the previous post, typed with a fraction of my body's normal oxygen level pumping to my brain:
- To clarify my reference to our adorable daughter as a "beast". According to Merriam-Webster, a "beast" has connotations of villainy, which is not technically accurate for such a sweet, innocent child. There is a definition of "beast" which states "something formidably difficult to control or deal with", which is more apt. Also, the terms "bugbear" and, ironically, "bugaboo" may be appropriate.
- Chloe will NOT be drafting my fantasy football team this year, much as some of you reading this may wish. I don't want her to select Elmo as my tight end in the third round.
- You should still never draft Fred Taylor
- Northwest Airlines has requested I retract my statement regarding the likelihood of lost luggage, and questions regarding their policies can be directed to the NWA web-site. However, this does not stop me from mentioning that the cheeseburgers served on eastbound flights have the consistency of cooked styrofoam.